Chistes en inglés para niños y niñas

Teacher: Did your father help your with your homework?

Student: No, he did it all by himself.

What do elves learn in school?

The elf-abet.

-There are six boys under umbrella and they don’t get wet.
-Why not?
-It isn't raining.

-Why do birds fly south?
-Because it's too far to walk.

 What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator!

 What do you call a dog magician?

A labracadabrador.

What does a spider’s bride wear?

A webbing dress.

-Why was the crow perched on a telephone wire?
-He was going to make a long-distance caw.