Teacher: Did your father help your with your homework?
Student: No, he did it all by himself.
What do elves learn in school?
The elf-abet.
-There are six boys under umbrella and they don’t get wet.
-Why not?
-It isn't raining.
-Why do birds fly south?
-Because it's too far to walk.
What do you call an alligator in a vest?
An investigator!
What do you call a dog magician?
A labracadabrador.
What does a spider’s bride wear?
A webbing dress.
-Why was the crow perched on a telephone wire?
-He was going to make a long-distance caw.
